Work at Home

Why working from home doesn't quite work:

1. I sit about six feet away from the snacks


2. The dog nuzzling my crotch incessantly


3. The flower in the backyard is so fascinating that I had to take 57 pictures, from different angles of course


4. Little packets of peanuts that I never eat on the plane


5. Opening and closing the freezer on the half hour, disappointed each time there is no ice cream


6. Food Network is surprisingly addictive once you start watching